#include void main()
{
// ***************************************
// ************* Hotel PPR ***************
// ****** A jobless piece of work by *****
// **** Bxyzsi (Vishwa), Naveed & Rags ***
// ***************************************
// ****** To be sung to the tune of ******
// ***** "Hotel California - Eagles" *****
// ***************************************
On a dark dreary Sunday;
Source code in my head;
The honey cake aroma;
Rising up through the air;
Up ahead in the distance;
I saw a shimmering light;
A face real scary, with his "Gold Flake" in;
He asked me for a light;
The Seminar Hall down the doorway;
With a mouldy smell;
I was thinking to myself;
This could be heaven or this could be hell;
He booted up his PC;
And he coded away;
There were voices down the corridor;
Thought I heard them say;
// Chorus.h
{
Welcome to the Hotel PPR;
Such a "haarrible" place;
Such a "haarrible" face;
Plenty of room at the Hotel PPR;
Any time of the year;
You can find us here;
}
His beard is peppery twisted;
He comes in a Maruti Zen;
He writes a lot of crazy crazy stuff;
Which is implementation dependant;
How he hammers on the keyboard;
ISO C instruction set;
Global to remember;
Local to forget;
So we went up to Chetan;
"Please give me my line";
"Our proxy server ain't been workin'....;
Since 1999";
And still those mentors calling from far away;
"Meet you at the coffee break";
Just to hear them say;
#include "chorus.h"
Tasteless kurma with puris;
Pink pomegranate in curd-rice;
We are all just prisoners here;
Of our own device;
And in the PES canteen;
Gathered for our feast;
Go at the rubbish;
Like a hungry beast;
Last thing I remember;
I was running for home;
I had to find the parking lot;
Before my head did explode;
"Relax", said DJ;
"We are programmed to deceive";
"You can be chucked out anytime we like";
"Money you won't receive......"
#include "chorus.h"
}